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the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:26:33 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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ink-stained-tardis: buzzfeed: Is it possible to overdose on...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:16:34 -0400

ink-stained-tardis:

buzzfeed:

Is it possible to overdose on adorable baby animal GIFs?

I’m sorry but the second one looks like a murder

we-arethelions: freemindfreebody: mitzi—may: montypla: cash-c...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 14:19:46 -0400

we-arethelions:

freemindfreebody:

mitzi—may:

montypla:

cash-crab:

baby sloths taking a bath.

highlights include: squeaking, flower-eating

oh my god

they hang the sloths up to dry

dead.

EMILIIIIII

OH MY GOD IM DYING

Hey, thanks for liking a lot of my stuff it's much appreciated! If you like my Tumblr and have some free time you could also check out my Youtube Channel, there's a link on my page, thanks -Cazz xxx :3 meow

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:03:33 -0400

Haha no problem! Your blog is hilarious :D

IM SO DONE YAHOO.

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:14:07 -0400

IM SO DONE YAHOO.

misfitprincess: mjolnirismymanhood: screamingthesilence: ALRIG...

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 18:03:42 -0400

misfitprincess:

mjolnirismymanhood:

screamingthesilence:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MY LITTLE SHITS

APPARENTLY NOBODY’S HEARD OF PROPER FUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES SO I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU FUCKS HOW TO MAKE ONE

FIRST STRUT YOUR FINE ASS OVER TO YOUR FREEZY BOX AND GRAB YOURSELF SOME OF THAT SWEET WOMAN OF JESUS AUNT JEMIMA’S WAFFLES AND YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM. IF YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM THAN JUST GRAB WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT IN THERE. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DAMN ICE CREAM THEN SHIT MAN YOU’RE OUT OF LUCK.

IF YOU’RE NOT A WHINY PANSY AND YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE BEING A HARDCORE MOTHER FUCKER THEN TOSS IN SOME OTHER SHIT YOU LIKE

BUT FOR RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO FOCUS ON ALL YOU PANSIES WHO WANT YOUR ICE CREAM UNTAINTED BY OTHER SUCCULENT TOPPINGS

RIP INTO THAT BOX OF SWEET AUNTIE’S WAFFLES AND FIRMLY GRASP TWO

NO MORE THAN TWO

JUST DON’T DO IT

YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE COLOSSAL CREAM CLUB SUB

ONCE YOU HAVE THOSE TWO LITTLE SHITS IN YOUR HAND THROW THEM ACROSS THE ROOM SO THAT THEY LAND PERFECTLY IN YOUR TOASTER

IF YOUR AIM SUCKS ASS JUST PUT THEM IN GENTLY WHILE TRASH TALKING YOUR TOASTER BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL HARDCORE

WHILE YOU’RE WAITING FOR YOUR WAFFLES TO BE AS TOASTY AS YOUR CHOICE ASS RUN OUTSIDE AND SMASH A CAR OR SOMETHING

BY THE TIME YOU WASH THE BLOOD OFF YOUR HANDS THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE SYRUP DISKS SHOULD BE READY FOR ACTION

TOSS THOSE FUCKERS ON A PLATE AND PILE THE CREAMY GOODNESS ON ONE OF THEM

COVER UP THAT SHIT WITH YOUR OTHER WAFFLE AND WHIP OUT THAT BUTTERFLY BLADE YOU KEEP ON YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE YOU

STAB THE BASTARD REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT’S PERFECTLY SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOU’RE A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

NOW FOR YOU SICK FUCKS THAT THINK YOU CAN HANDLE MORE TOPPINGS YOU’RE GOING TO DO THE SAME SHIT THAT I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU TO DO BUT BEFORE YOU PILE ON YOUR ICE CREAM YOU WANT TO LATHER YOUR PEANUT BUTTER/ CHOCOLATE SYRUP/ WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND ONTO THE WAFFLE

THEN DUMP OTHER TASTY SHIT ON THERE AS YOU SEE FIT

YOU GET TO FIGURE OUT THAT PART I’M NOT GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND THROUGH THIS WHOLE PROCESS LITTLE SHITLET

AND AFTER THAT JUST GO BACK UP AND READ THE PANSY INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE SAME THING FROM HERE OUT

CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST MADE A MOTHERFUCKING ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND YOUR PRIZE IS YOU GET TO GO DEVOUR IT LIKE IT’S THE BEST THING YOU’VE TASTED SINCE YOUR MOTHER’S BREAST MILK BECAUSE IT DAMN SURE IS

I love people who can speak my language in recipes

You speak the language of my people

This is literally the best thing I’ve seen all week.

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Thu, 30 May 2013 22:41:16 -0400

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Thu, 30 May 2013 22:40:51 -0400

I seriously wish I could sleep naked.

Mon, 27 May 2013 00:07:54 -0400

I seriously wish I could sleep naked.

beerito: it should be illegal to be this funny and single

Mon, 27 May 2013 00:06:56 -0400

beerito:

it should be illegal to be this funny and single

HAW HAW HAW. Obnoxious laughing cus its so true.

Mon, 27 May 2013 00:06:05 -0400

HAW HAW HAW.

Obnoxious laughing cus its so true.

moonstar326: takethatscumberbitch: sunsetorangepeeta: I want to go to a bookstore and sit there...

Sun, 26 May 2013 23:27:35 -0400

moonstar326:

takethatscumberbitch:

sunsetorangepeeta:

I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment on the book I’m reading and then he’ll sit down with me and talk to me about it and then we’ll fall in love and get married and read books together like is that too much to ask

we should try and pair up everyone who has reblogged this into couples

I’m up for that.

Moffat: You know who'd be great for this new doctor

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:30:24 -0400

Moffat: You know who'd be great for this new doctor
Moffat: John Hurt
Moffat: I mean that last name of his, "HURT," just
Moffat:
Moffat: it just speaks to me

Read The Program by Suzanne Young (In one afternoon) and THE FEELS!!

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:51:26 -0400

Read The Program by Suzanne Young (In one afternoon) and THE FEELS!!

Happy 27th Birthday Kellin Quinn {Sleeping With Sirens}...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:18:46 -0400

Happy 27th Birthday Kellin Quinn {Sleeping With Sirens} (x)

Even though youre 10 years older than me and have an almost-wife and a baby, LOVE YOU! (Well, your voice. And face.) Happy Birthday!

LOW

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:03:05 -0400

LOW:

OMG FANGIRLING RIGHT NAOW.

Aww look how cute he is, all young and stuff :3 you can tell cus...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:27:17 -0400

Aww look how cute he is, all young and stuff :3 you can tell cus of the lack of tattoos

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Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:05:04 -0400

OMG CASPAR LEE REPLIED TO MY COMMENT! Don’t remember what...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:47:35 -0400

OMG CASPAR LEE REPLIED TO MY COMMENT! Don’t remember what I commented though D:

kians-redball: IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:23:35 -0400

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

DONT I KNOW IT